this is entertaining... Ahoy, take a stab at it! Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!
Your pirate name is:
Dirty Ethel Bonney
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
