There is a walkway between the building I work in and the parking garage where I park. It's covered for weather purposes and has these glass tops that sort of bulge out for design purposes I guess. The last two winters I've worked here, I've noticed swarms of small and annoying birds that fly overhead in pursuit of berries or any other food from the bushes and trees that line the walkway. Well in this pursuit, you can only imagine these birds are all in a frenzy competing with each other. Whenever they're near I kind of duck my head in because I'm so scared of them flying at my face or even near me. Because of their frenziness (I think I just made that word up) they POOP all over the glass walkway tops. First of all, I'm glad those bulbous glass covers are there. Second, it's gross to look at. Third, (and the whole reason for this story) is that when it rains... the birds and their purple poop become VERY smelly.
On a side note, one of the VP's I sit near just sang "let's get ethical, ethical" to the tune of "Let's Get Physical". Wow... Wow.
1 MONTH UNTIL CHRISTMAS! Can you believe it!? This is me being excited.

1 comment:
ew to the birds! And a VP ethical?..lol
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